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December 26, 2011

Security Office Report #102

Security Office Report #101 is out, Christmas fail time.

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December 11, 2011

Security Office Report #101

Security Office Report #101 is out, fondly looking back on the fails of the year that was 2011.

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December 11, 2011

Security Office Report #100

Security Office Report #100 is out, Celibrating report #100 with some of the best fails from the last couple years.

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December 4, 2011

Security Office Report #99

Security Office Report #99 is out, reminding you that slingshots are fun.

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November 27, 2011

Security Office Report #98

Security Office Report #98 is out, Fondly looking back at the fails of November.

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November 20, 2011

Security Office Report #97

Security Office Report #97 is out, reminding you to stay home on Black Friday.

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November 13, 2011

Security Office Report #96

Security Office Report #96 is out, in the spirit of fairness, this week we bring you those wacky American drivers.

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November 07, 2011

Matt Adler Expelled

Matt Adler has been expelled from the Emperor's Hammer Strike Fleet for vandalism to the Emperors hammer wiki. He deleted the content form several members pages and posted disrespectful comments on others. All changes have since been fixed. Matt pled guilty to to all charges that were brought against him and GA Rapier, acting as JAG, brought down the sentence of expulsion. Matt Adler has also been added to the Emperor's Hammer Most Wanted list so he is no longer welcome in any EH channels on IR and his Wiki, Message board and database access have all been removed. The Evidence File can be viewed Here.

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November 06, 2011

Security Office Report #95

Security Office Report #95, Who wants some car crashes?

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October 30, 2011

Security Office Report #94

Security Office Report #94 is out, fondly looking back at the fails of October.

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October 23, 2011

Security Office Report #93

Security Office Report #93 is out, This Week we take a look at those silly folks in Poland.

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October 9, 2011

Security Office Report #91

Security Office Report #91 is out, This week we look at those silly Euro driers.

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October 2, 2011

Security Office Report #90

Security Office Report #90 is out, Fondly looking back as the fails of September.

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September 25, 2011

Security Office Report #89

Security Office Report #89 is out, Duh Winning.

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September 18, 2011

Security Office Report #88

Security Office Report #88 is out, on a boat.

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September 11, 2011

Security Office Report #87

Security Office Report #87 is out, bringing you the classic fails.

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September 04, 2011

Security Office Report #86

Security Office Report #86, Fondly Looking back at the fails of the month that was.

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August 27, 2011

Security Office Report #85

Security Office Report #85 is out, Ah playgrounds...the fresh air....the scent of failure...

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August 21, 2011

Security Office Report #84

Security Office Report #84 is out, Duh Winning...

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August 14, 2011

Security Office Report #83

Security Office Report #83 is out, Crooks, you have the right to remain....stupid.

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August 7, 2011

Security Office Report #82

Security Office Report #82is out, Doors....Their Complex....

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July 31, 2011

Security Office Report #81

Security Office Report #81 is out, Idiots and motorcycles, go together like beer and pizza.

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July 24, 2011

Security Office Report #80

Security Office Report #80 is out, FREE INSIDE! Box O Stupid People!

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July 17, 2011

Security Office Report #79

Security Office Report #79 is out, Wanted: Machine Gun That Shoots iPhones.

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July 10, 2011

Security Office Report #78

Security Office Report #78 is out, Setting off Piles of fireworks, for your saftey.

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July 3, 2011

Security Office Report #77

Security Office Report #77 is out, Now with Embeded Video.

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June 26, 2011

Security Office Report #76

Security Office Report #76 is out and wondering what the SSSD Sovereign is doing in the Security Offices Pool.

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June 19, 2011

Security Office Report #75

Security Office Report #75 is out, Killing your faith in humanities future one link at a time.

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June 12, 2011

Security Office Report #74

Security Office Report #74 is out procuring trombone flamethrowers for your safety.

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June 5, 2011

Security Offive Report #73

Security Office Report #73, Shooting Saw Blades At The Neighbors.

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May 29, 2011

Security Office Report #72

Security Office Report #72 is out, Providing instructions to boil water for 20 years.

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May 22, 2011

Security Office Report #71

Security Office Report #71 is out and not ending the world....this week.

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May 8, 2011

Security Office Report #69

Security Office Report #69 is out, Lucky Number 69

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May 1, 2011

Security Office Report #68

Security Office Report #68 is out, Burning your house down with lemons....for security.

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April 24, 2011

Security Office Report #67

Security Office Report #67 is out, Safety, whatever that means, it's important.

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April 17, 2010

Security Office Report #66

Security Office Report #66, Banning time travel so you don't have to.

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April 10, 2011

Security Office Report #65

Security Office Report #65 is out, Stealing trucks full of dirty diapers for weapons testing.

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April 2, 2011

Security Office Report #64

Security Office Report #64 is out.

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March 27, 2011

Security Office Report #63

Security Office Report #63 is out, Sleeping in air traffic control while TIE's need to land.

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March 20, 2011

Security Office Report #62

Security Office Report #62 is out, Eating Potassium Iodine Tablets like potato chips.

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March 13, 2011

Security Office Report #61

Security Office Report #61 is out, Barbecuing water balloons for science.

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March 6, 2011

Security Office Report #60

Security Office Report #60 is out, Playing with escalators for your enjoyment and pain.

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February 27, 2011

Security Office Report #59

Security Office Report #59 is out, Shoving Chainsaws down our pants for science.

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February 20, 2011

Security Office Report #58

Security Office Report #58 is out, Explaining the unexplainable with Shots.

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February 13, 2011

Security Office Eeport #57

Security Office Report #57 The Fail Crane Strikes Back, is out.

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February 6, 2011

Security Office Report #56

Security Office Report #56 is out, Suing P. Diddy for everything so you don't have to.

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January 30, 2011

Security Office Report #55

Security Office Report #55 is out.

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January 16, 2011

Security Office Report #54

Security Office Report #54 is out, Freshly texted from inside a mall fountain.

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January 16, 2011

Security Office Report #53

Security Office Report #53 is out, Now contains 27% more Panda Poo. Peanuts Sold Separately.

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January 11, 2011

Astatine Banned from the Emperors Hammer

Due to the treacherous nature of Astatines actions by stealing property of the Emperor's Hammer, for his paranoia towards virtually every single member of the EH causing the club to stagnate and for his callous disregard of the precepts put forth by the club founder, Astatine is officially being banned by from the Emperor's Hammer by GA Cyric.

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January 9, 2011

Security Office Report #52

Security Office Report #52 is out, and butt dialing a SWAT team near you.

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January 2, 2011

Security Office Report 51

Security Office Report #51 is out, Ringing in the new year with new videos of idiots.

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January 1, 2011

Security Office Site Updated

The Security Office Site has been reorganized with all reports, news, and idiots filed away under last years news in order to clean the site up for this years more current news, reports and idiots. Enjoy.

News 2010