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News

News 2011

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December 26, 2010

Security Office Report #50

Security Office Report #50 is out, Special Festivus Edition.

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December 19, 2010

Security Office Report #49

Security Office Report #49 is out, Warning: May Contain Gold Poop!

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December 12, 2010

Security Office Report #48

Security Office Report #48 is out, Destroying Your Faith in Humanity One Link at a Time.

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December 5, 2010

Security Office Report #47

Security Office Report #47 is out, Now featuring Excellent Christmas Gift Advice.

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November 28, 2010

Security Office Report #46

Security Office Report #46 is out, Where writing implements are banned due to possible use as a weapon.

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November 21, 2010

Security Office Report #45

Security Office Report #45 is out, Guaranteed not to break.

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November 14, 2010

Security Office Report #44

Security Office Report #44 is out. CONSTEST! First person to find the hidden Exploding Microwave wins Free Shrapnel!

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November 7, 2010

Security Office Report #43

Security Office Report #43 is out. FREE INSIDE: 1 creepy Jar-Jar tounge lollypop.

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October 31, 2010

Security Office Report #41, Special Halloween Edition.

Security Office Report #42 is out, how improbable.

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October 24, 2010

Security Office Report #41

Security Office Report #41 is out, now with the Worlds Worst Pizza.

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October 17, 2010

Security Office Report #40

Security Office Report #40 is out, To celebrate this landmark 40th report it contains twice the Stupidity and complimentary Swine free Pork.

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October 10, 2010

Security Office Site Patched.

The Security Office Site has been updated. The nav bar has been updated to accommodate updates that are still in the works. The Footer has been updated to reflect all the EH group sites now being handed by the main EH site. The Anti-virus and Malware pages are being combined and updated into the Computer Security Page. The standard bullet point on a list has been changed to better reflect the style of the site. Finally there's a paged called WIWWP that's being worked on, sadly even our information services can't figure out what its for yet.

Security Office Report #39

Security Office Report #39 is out, Now with a Glass of Bacon, and Super Glue eye drops.

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October 03, 2010

Security Office Report #38

Security Office Report #38 is out, WARNING: Contents may cause vomiting and/or random acts of stupidity, use at your own risk.

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September 26, 2010

Security Office Report #37

Security Office Report #37 is out, contains 30% more Lobster Poo.

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September 19, 2010

Security Office Report #36

Security Office Report #36 is out, enjoy.

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September 12, 2010

Security Office Report #35

Security Office Report #35 is out, Enjoy.

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September 6, 2010

Zoot/Mirei Removed

After a lengthy investigation by the Security Office and conferring with SA Rapier, it has been concluded that LT Zoot is in fact Mirei Seppen. As such he/she/it has been removed from the Emperor's hammer and all related areas. Zoot/Mirei is to be banned on sight from IRC, the forums and all other EH venues. Anyone receiving any further Communication from Zoot/Mirei should immediately contact the Security Office and email the aforementioned communications to the Security Office.

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September 5, 2010

Security Office Report #34

Security Office Report #34 is out. We in thhe security office are proud to announce an important milestone. For the first time in EH history the Security Office Report contains the phrase "Toolbag".

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August 29, 2010

Security Office Report #33

Security Office Report #33, has been released.

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August 22, 2010

Security Office Report #32

Security Office Report #32 is out, Enjoy.

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August 15, 2010

Security Office Report #31

Security Office Report #31 is out.

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August 8, 2010

Security Office Report #30

Security Office Report #30 is out, enjoy.

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August 1, 2010

Security Office Report #29

Security Office Report #29 is now avalable.

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July 25, 2010

Security Office Report #28

Security Office Report #28 is out.

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July 18, 2010

Security Office Report #27

Security Office Report #27 is out, enjoy.

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July 11, 2010

Security Office Report #26

Security Office Report #26 is out.

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July 4, 2010

Security Office Report #25

Security Office Report #25 is out.

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June 27, 2010

Security Office Report #24

Security Office Report #24 is out.

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June 20, 2010

Security Office Report #23

Security Office Report #23 out.

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June 13, 2010

Security Office Report #22

Security Office Report #22 is out, enjoy.

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June 06, 2010

Security Office Report #21

Security Office Report #21 is out, enjoy.

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May 30, 2010

Security Office Report #20

Security Office Report #20 is out.

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May 23, 2010

Security Office Report #19

Security Office Report #19 Special Worthless Edition is out. Get Your Copy Today.

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May 16, 2010

Security Office Report #18

Security Office Report #18is hot off the press, read it while it's still warm.

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May 9, 2010

Security Office Report #17

Security Office Report #17 Is out and in the usual place.

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May 2, 2010

Security Office Report #16

Security Office Report #16 has been published.

Security Office Medals

RA Gio was awarded a Bronze Star for his efforts in furthering the Security Offices agenda.

COL Zeth was awarded a Bronze Star for creating the Security Office Badge seen Here.

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April 25, 2010

Security Office Report #15

Security Office Report #15 Out.

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April 18, 2010

Security Office Report #14

Security Office Report #14 is out, Enjoy.

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April 11, 2010

Security Office Report #13

Security Office Report #13 is out and located on the Reports Page.

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April 04, 2010

Security Office Report #12

Security Office Report #3 is out and located in the usual place.

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March 29, 2010

Security Office Report #11

Security Office Report #11 is out and can be found over here.

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March 21, 2010

Security Office Report #10 Out

Security Office Report #10 is out and can be found in the usual place. Enjoy.

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 March 14, 2010

Security Office Report's Out

Security Office Report #9 and Malware Report #4 are both out.

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 March 07, 2010

Security Office Report #8 out

Security Office Report #8 is out and is located with the other Security Office reports. Enjoy.

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 March 04, 2010

Security Office Site V3.0 Online

Version 3.0 of the Security Office site is now online, any problems or complaints should be emailed to VA Conker Blackwood.

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 March 04, 2010

SO:A Gio Palermo Promoted, Appointed CA:SO

In recognition of his continued efforts to further the goals of the Security office Gio Palermo has been appointed to CA:SO and promoted to the rank of Rear Admiral. Drinks on him when he returns.

CA:SO on LoA

CA:SO Gio is out of town and will be on LoA until March 15th. At which time he will be crushed by the waiting pile of paperwork.

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 February 28, 2010

Security Office Report #7 Out

Security Office Report #7 is out.

SO:A Malware Report Out

SO:A Gio's Malware Report #3 is avalable for your reading plesure.

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 February 21, 2010

Security Office Report #6 Out

Security Office Report #6 is out.

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 February 14, 2010

Security Office Report #5 Out

Security Office Report #5 is out.

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 February 7, 2010

Security Office Report #4 Out

Security Office Report #4 is out.

SO:A Malware Report #2 Out

So:A Malware Report #2 is out.

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 January 31, 2010

Security Office Report #3

Security Office Report #3 is out.

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 January 27, 2010

CoC's Re-Revised

The Emperor's Hammer Codes of Conduct have been revised a second time based on some feedback we receved. This second revision is designed to make the CoC's apply to all EH communications and not just IRC. Be sure to read up.

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 January 24, 2010

Security Office Report #2 Out

Security Office Report #2 Has Been Relesed.

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 January 23, 2010

CoC's Revised

After around a decade the Emperor's Hammer Codes of Conduct have been revised and updated. Study up there will be a test on them.

Weekly Malware Report 1 Out

SO:A Gio's First weekly malware report is out.

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 January 22, 2010

Security Office Site V2.0 Launched

Version 2.0 of the Security Office site is now live, any problems should be emailed to the Security Officer.

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 January 17, 2010

Security Office Report 1 Out

Security Office Report #1 is out.

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 January 16, 2010

New Security Officer Appointed

COL Conker has been appointed to Security Officer and promoted to the rank of Vice Admiral. In other news hell as frozen over.

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 January 15, 2010

New XO Appointed

HA Rapier has been appointed as the new Executive Officer and promoted to Sector Admiral. Congrats to him and best of luck in all his future endeavors.