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Security Office Report #101

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone Behaving this week, congrats.

The Security Office will be deploying Anti-Air batteries throughout Emperor's Hammer space during the week to thwart the rumored return of an insurgent known only as "Santa" next Sunday. If you have any information on the whereabouts of this "Santa" please report it to the Security Office. Do not try to apprehend "Santa" on your own, he is considered armed and dangerous."

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Computer Security News

Patch Tuesday.

Twitter will tell you when someone blocks you.

Been burned by Android malware?

Media companies crying about piracy commit piracy.

1.8 million Square Enix accounts hacked.

IE9 to auto update.

Fake Software claims to allow smartphone snooping.

Winamp security update.

Trojan uses adobe reader aero day.

Internet bittorrent spys.

How to avoid malware QRcodes.

Rise of social media abuse and mobile malware.

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Other News

Is valve Hinting at something again?

Megaupload sues record label.

Norway butter shortage.

Congress making stupid bills again.

NTSB calling for nation wide cellphone driving ban.

Recall Roundup.

Universal Music claims it can pull content it doesn't own from youtube.

Internet censorship bill delayed.

Youtube says universal abused take down powers.

Congress doesn't know how the internet works.

Internet not solely populated by pirates.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Dumbass.

How did they win...

idiot.

If this has happened to you, you have no brain.

Woman driver.

Biking isn't for you.

Win.

Don't take your kids shoplifting.

ORLY...

Wait what?

Hording....its bad for your health.

Smart kid.

Moron.

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood