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Security Office Report #33

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Vice Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

People were behaving this week.

Updates coming soon to the Security Office Site. Stay Tuned. Also the updates won't be changing the color scheme.

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Computer Security News

The greatest Cyberthreat is...

Norton security scan: Easy to install but try getting rid of it.

Trojan imitates Microsoft Security Essentials.

Malware attacks, how much disclosure are you entitled to?

Pay-Pal accounts compromised through iTunes.

Americas most dangerous computer security breach caused by flash drive.

US visitors easy prey for scammers.

Nearly 3 million undetected "hot video" pages pushing fake AV.

Facebook Scam.

Avoid airport public terminals.

25% of new worms made to spread through USB devices.

Major fake AV attack spreading.

Script kiddies send Microsoft code all the time.

First Root kit targeting 64bit Windows.

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Other News

Government can now track your car without a warrant.

Private WoW server gets slapped with $88 million penalty.

Apple seeking to patent spyware?

Minneapolis will pay $165,000 to zombies.

Technology's biggest myths.

Deli meat recall.

Secret scam of cheap earbuds.

Portal becomes required reading at Wabash collage.

The great moon hoax.

Char-broil vertical gas smoker recalled.

Japan develops touchable 3d technology.

10 greatest accidental inventions.

Garmin Recalls 1.3 million GPS devices, fire hazard.

Toyota recalls 1.13 million Corolla and Matrix vehicles.

9th human foot washes up on west coast.

Mystery solved.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Win.

Mcdonalds makes hot chocolate, gets sued when it spills.

Biggest threat to national parks: Idiots with gadgets.

Snuggy Macarena....

Brad Pitt is insane.

Gym mixes vodka and fitness.

Dancing R2's.

Man sues attorney for $38 quadrillion.

Man shot in head, notices 5 years later.

Man practicing what to do during robbery shoots wife.

Please go rethink your life.

What the....

Chef rage.

Epic.

Headline of the week.

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This Weeks Security Top Tip.

Top scams and protection tips.

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And now some quotes:
    (Howlader) Frodo Frodo Frodo Frodo Frodo Frodo Frodo
    (DuratarskeyK) March MArch March March March MArch March
    (Frothy) Snake! SNAKE! OOOhhh its a snaaake!
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-AD Conker Blackwood