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Si vos can lego is, nos can effrego vestri genua.

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Security Office Report #54

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions to be determined later.

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Computer Security News

Stuxnet tested in Israel?

IObit advanced system care does NOT install malware after all.

3rd party facebook apps could access your address and phone number.

Runes of Magic held hostage by hacker.

Cyber crooks shifting focus to non-windows systems.

Security consultant calls Stuxnet "Lame"

Android trojan captures credit card info.

Fake GSM basestation trick targets iPhones.

How to find if someone is stealing your wifi.

Is facebook turning into a scammers paradise?

Relative risk of malware.

Mozilla blocks skype's firefox crashing addon.

Trapster hacked.

Report finds Smart grid security lacking.

Twitter worm hits goo.gl redirects to fake av.

Fake facebook password change notification leads to malware.

Scam sites demanding sms payment for fake flash, firefox downloads.

Rare animal gift scam hits facebook.

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Other News

Steve Jobs Taking Another Medical Leave.

Should Apple disclose Jobs Health to its investors?

Better cash in those Borders Gift Cards fast...

2 Charged over iPad hacking.

Science has found best cure for a hangover.

100 year old whiskey unearthed in arctic.

Post-apocalyptic tv shows never survive.

Has Grave robber uncovered the lost tomb of Caligula?

Apple tightens the screws on hardware hackers.

Blizzard takes shot at fan made World of Starcraft mod.

FBI raid proves mobsters still have cool names.

Roger Eberts New Chin.

Hackers Steal $150,000 with malicious job application.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

911....not there to get your nude pics removed from facebook.

Parent of the week.

He missed the landing.

Splat.

First Good Use of Facebook.

Cat Gets Jury Duty.

Man shoots friend for eating his cake.

Buy a vacuum cleaner, get a giant bag of meth FREE.

Idiot walking while texting falls into fountain, sues.

Rocketry isn't the best hobby for you.

Rethink your career choice as a magician.

ZOMG! INFINITE POWER!

Razers...their not that strong.

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This Weeks Security Top Tip.

Use Spare Account to troubleshoot problems.

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And now some quotes:
  • (Lenzar) Temp, how about TIE: Zero Wing edition
  • (Lenzar) Mu 1, all your base are belong to us.
  • (_T_) sounds awesome to me :P
  • (_T_) all fighters move TIE. For great justice.
  • (Lenzar) Imperial Star Dest Garrett must survive make your time
  • (_T_) someone set up us the TIE-Bomber
  • (Lenzar) lol
  • (Lenzar) Brief map turn on!
  • (_T_) HA HA HA HA HA HA
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-FA Conker Blackwood