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Security Office Report #56

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions for the next 7 months to be determined by the outcome of the Super Bowl.

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Computer Security News

Hackers breach NASDAQ.

5 Terrifying online trends, invented by the media.

Plentyoffish hacked, blames messenger.

Microsoft Issues new zero day alert.

New malware strains on facebook.

900 million hit by Internet Explorer bug.

Fake Facebook security page sending out phishing emails.

Dating site Scrapes data from 250k facebook profiles to mock site.

Patch Tuesday Heads Up.

Multilingual Paypal phishing email making rounds.

Chinese manufactures targeted with DDOS attacks.

Undelivered Package spam attack delivers trojan.

Trojans wrecking havoc on facebook.

Fedora site hacked.

Vulnerabilities in Cisco Webex.

Valentines day = Cyber Crooks and malware.

What makes Cybercrime laws difficult to enforce?

Spammers take advantage of facebook API bug.

Attacks on Adobe Reader on the rise.

Rogueware starts misusing names of legit AV programs.

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Other News

Private info on facebook being used increasingly in court.

Why take downs don't reduce online crime.

JREF takes on homeopathic manufactures.

Canadas telecommunications regulator outlaws unlimited bandwidth.

Strip club owner donates money to school. Somehow controversial.

Why is generation Y uninterested in the news?

This Just IN: Toxic Waste Radioactive Sludge not safe to eat.

Lawsuit claims AT&T cheats iPad and iPhone users.

"Green" hard drives don't save you power.

Ford Recalling F-150 trucks.

Steam Rakes in nearly $1 billion in revenue, proves PC gaming isn't dead.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

P. Diddy sued for "causing 9-11" other things.

Drinker banned from bar for stealing condom machine.

Surprise Attack Fail.

This Can't be Legal.

Well Played Google.

Why Schools are Failing.

ATV's aren't for you.

On second thought, I'll wait.

Don't try this...at all.

Worst Burglar of the week award goes to...

Runner Up is...

Worst Drug Swap Ever.

Don't do it.

Cali mom sues maker of nutella.

Man uses Facebook to try to blackmail girl for porn.

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This Weeks Security Top Tip.

Speed up windows by stripping it down.

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And now some quotes:
  • (`Fenris`) By the way, does the Lichtor V still "exist"?
  • (@HA_Dempsey) yup
  • (`Zethy|WoT) if conker didnt sell it yet...yes
  • (`Fenris`) OK, perfect.
  • (@HA_Dempsey) Conker lives on it now, so we can't be sure for how long
  • (`Ash`> that ship has got to be pretty rank by now
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-FA Conker Blackwood