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Security Office Report #57

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

News Time Children
Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

Computer Security News

Phishing game underscores need for better security education.

Critical Adobe Reader X patches coming.

Microsoft says RIP to XP autorun.

IE9 RC1 is out.

Flash 10.2 out.

E-harmony hacked just intime for valentines day.

Fake scanned docs lead to Zeus infection.

iPhone can be hacked in 6 minutes.

Chinese hackers called sloppy but persistent.

Critical flaw found in Linksys wireless access point.

How JCPenneys became the number one search result on google searches.

Nigerian scammers impersonate FBI.

US legislators targeted by Identify thieves.

73% of organizations hacked in last 2 years.

Credit score app triggers trojan download.

Unregulated mobile app market godsend for malware producers.

Other News

Borders in final stages of fileing for Bankruptcy.

Hive Mind mentality can make you capable of anything.

MPAA threatens to disconnect google from the internet.

Verison iphone suffers deathgrip.

5 complaints about modern life that are statistically BS.

Inside look at Scientology and tom cruise.

US seeks veto power over new domain names.

The Soviets plan to get to the moon.

Always make sure you check your prescription before taking the pills.

Lawsuit over denture cream causing nerve damage.

7 year old buys harrier jet.

Man wants violent videogames banned in panama.

Sony Unwittingly Retweets PlayStation 3 Jailbreak Code.

Lawsuit filed over super bowl seating problem.

"What is Wrong with People?"

Christina Aguilera botches the national anthem.

This is a safty video?


Yes, the drivers a woman.

Jello fails.

Looking is important.

Revenge of the failcrane.

Thats gonna be expensive.


Bad Cop.

Drunk woman pulls self over.

Um...not a toy.


911 Call Fail.




This Weeks Security Top Tip.

Your guide to the 7 types of hackers.

And now some quotes:
  • (@Havok) today's acronyms....
  • (CM_Tuba) Are brought to you by the Letter 'P' and the number '12'?
-FA Conker Blackwood