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Security Office Report #58

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

News Time Children
Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

Entertainment isn't an acceptable reason for using channel Ops. Don't Do IT!

Computer Security News

SMS trojan masquerading as valentine sending mobile app.

Facebook HTTPS: False Sense Of Security?

Virus downs Australian ambulance dispatch service.

Why browser do not track features wont work.

Reporter had a stroke facebook scam.

Israeli general claims stuxnet as one of his successes.

Bulk of browsers found to be at risk.

Cyberwar mass hysteria hindering security.

Meet the android malware that sucks your bandwidth.

1/3 of Americans steal wi-fi.

Microsoft confirms new Zero day exploit.

Sun Java Most vulnerable plugin.

Fake tax payment notices delivers Zeus Variant.

Company wants to bundle Spying app in legitimate game.

2 BBC sites serving malware.

Facebook users targeted by unimaginative phishing campaign.

Hardware Keyloggers found on library computers.

Microsoft continues push to quarantine infected computers.

Other News

Amazon leaving Texas due to sales tax.

Coca-Cola's recipe revealed?

Best Buys buyback program a ripoff.

Deficit explained by Shots of Jack Daniels.

Feds Shutdown 84,000 Websites "by Mistake".

Woman sued for updating facebook during fatal crash.

Confessions of an Apple Store Employee.

Honda recalls 100,000 cars, engine problems.

Man uses law to try and shakedown a business.

Iraqi general arrested for bomb detector scam.

Canadian cyber attack traced to china.

"What is Wrong with People?"


Roof Fail.

Justin Beiber Fans Vandalize Esperanza Spalding's Wikipedia Page.

Toilet Jumping.....bad idea.


Employee dies in cubical, not noticed for a day.

Man tells cop he's robbing burger king.

Headline of the Week.

This looks Safe.

This Weeks Security Top Tip.

Shift your fingers one key to the right for easy to remember but hard to crack passwords.

And now some quotes:
  • @Gio_Palermo pats his trusty umbrella with the pointy tip :P
  • (`Fenris`) What are you, Hungarian intelligence?
-FA Conker Blackwood