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Security Office Report #59

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

Conker Does a Good Deed.

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Computer Security News

Windows 7 Service Pack 1 out.

New Malware hijacks online banking session.

Must Have tools and tricks.

Secure erase doesn't work on SSD.

Iranian cyber army strikes again.

Multiple variants of android virus Hong Tou surface in china.

New variants of old Symbian mobile spyware emerge.

Fake youtube pushes out trojan disguised as plugin.

Many microsoft vulnerabilities not exploitable with proper system config.

Zeus mobile variant intercepts sms passcodes from bank sites.

Hacker writes easy to use mac trojan.

Free Tools for removing malicious software.

Malware driven pervasive memory scraping.

Phishing scam and malware distribution combined.

Malware variant signed with fake digital signature.

Free southwest airlines tickets scam.

Facebook isn't overpopulated,its a scam.

Flaws in MS protection engine puts users at risk.

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Other News

Feds looking at Apples app subscription plan.

How "ok" took over the world.

Teen facebook users a bunch of liars.

Amazon instant video to compete with Netflix streaming.

Pier 1 recalls 400,000 candles, fire hazard.

Control multiple computers with a single keyboard and mouse.

Southpark Jihadist gets 25 years.

11 reasons to NOT buy an iPad 2.

iPhone 4 antenna issue extends to Verison iphone 4.

Orlando man sabotaged wack-a-mole games.

Operator of support center pleads guilty to over 2000 cases of identity theft.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

BBQ go Boom.

Can openers...their complicated.

Flight to Israel, only food choices pork.

Overcorrecting...its bad for you.

Compass fail.

Dumbest tech marketing stunts ever.

makeshift ride....bad idea.

We're guessing its a woman driver.

That's a hell of a drunk night...

bad reasons to call 999.

Shoplifter shoved chainsaw down pants.

Never get in a relationship with someone on the internet.

Drunk pizza hut employee breaks in to fry wings.

Irony!

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This Weeks Security Top Tip.

10 best ways to &*$% up your computer.

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And now some quotes:
  • Nothing quote worthy this week.
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-FA Conker Blackwood