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Security Office Report #60

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

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Computer Security News

Last pass XSS vulnerability.

New back door Mac OSX trojan.

21 malicious apps google pulled from app store.

Malware decreases, Trojans still dominate.

Teens jailed for running "Criminal equivalent of facebook.

Chronoplays scareware diaries.

Tainted ads blight UK sites.

Rogue AV impersonates Firefox.

Why Trusted sites can nolonger be trusted.

Banking MitB trojan effective in most browsers.

Trojan found on official android market.

play.com customers at risk for phishing.

Stolen Emails reveal Morgan Stanley was hit by Aurora attacks.

Phishers exploit NZ earthquake.

Wordpress hit by massive DDoS attack.

Search engine results: More Malware then ever.

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Other News

Supreme court tells patents they cant sue vaccine makers over "harm" to children.

No support for feds proposal for domain name veto.

Steam wants your television.

Upgrading from DOS 5.0 to windows 7.

Microsoft and Google jointly sue Geotag.

BS study of the week.

Apple procurement manager pleads guilty to wire fraud.

50 Geeky things to do before you die.

Conan spoofs iPad 2 launch video.

65,000 mazadas recalled due to spider infestation.

The Hidden Costs of console gaming.

FlimFlam now on iPad.

Microsoft wants IE6 dead.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Sauce and chips trail leads cops to man that robbed pizza shop.

Electrocution in 3...2...1...

Drunk Driver crashes into sober house.

Laptops...their complicated.

Pizzeria owner left mice at rivals.

This just in: Security Officer Caught Shopping.

Why we don let Gio play with the escalator controls anymore...

Math....its important.

Jamarcus Russles Mansion Foreclosed on.

Fail Signs.

Intimidating dog fail.

Watch that first step...

ramp epic fail.

vandal proof fence vandalized.

Faceplant!

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This Weeks Security Top Tip.

How to avoid scareware.

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And now some quotes:
  • (@HA_Dempsey) drat. I thought I had em all, but if you say over 100 active I'm starting to doubt. I have a lot of inactives completed
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-FA Conker Blackwood