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Security Office Report #61

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

News Time Children
Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

To Preserve your sanity the Security Office will NOT be linking to any of the Charlie Sheen videos. Look them up at your own risk.

Computer Security News

Charlie Sheen isn't dead, its a clickjacking scam.

10 scammers charged with 419 scams.

Malicius PDF files becoming attack of choice.

Researchers unmasking annomous emails.

AV industry fails to cover the basics.

IE9 to be released on March 14.

Hackers expose Safaris flaws in 5 seconds.

iPhone, blackberry hacked at pwn2own.

Be Prepared: Japan earthquake, tsunami spam and malware on the way.

Google android security tool found repackaged with malware.

Spoofed reported attack pages redirect to malware.

illegal online pharmacies target mobile users.

Facebook sponsored weight loss scam is back.

Its not always a virus.

Other News

Mistakenly seized websites should sue says congresswoman.

iPad 2 missing features.


Intruder calls 911, thinks homeowner has gun.

Unsuprising news of the week.

10 worst legacies of Starbucks.

Skippy Recalled, salmonella.

Valves Gabe Newell gives away his Steam acount name and password.

Controlling your bladder may lead to better decisions.

New FAA rule turns airplane toilets into death traps.

Man to consume only beer and water during lent.

Video of nuclear plant explosion in japan.

Student charged with running grade fixing scheme.

Several firms hit in aurora attacks.

"What is Wrong with People?"

Never breathe fire with a beard.


Women caught at JFK with $160,000 stashed in underwear.

a $240,000 airplane lavatory heist.

Dumb warning labels are fun.

Deconstruction fail.

Close the trunk BEFORE going in the car wash.

Babysitting win...or fail?

bank robbery foiled when teller says no.

why not to barbacue a water balloon.

Fail? or Win?


This Weeks Security Top Tip.

How to avoid getting burned by sneakwear.

And now some quotes:
  • (+`Master) hmmmm, wheres that damn ender when u need him
  • (Howlader) He dead
  • (Howlader) I say you, he dead.
  • (+`Master) impossible
  • (+`Master) ender is eternal
-FA Conker Blackwood