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Security Office Report #62

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

Computer Security News

Truth about malvetizing.

IE8 on windows 7 hijacked with 3 vulnerabilities.

Social network users could be click away from infection.

5 Reasons you should switch to IE9.

Critical vulnerability in Flash.

Creeper Computer Virus turns 40.

4 ways IE9 makes your surfing safer.

New hacker trick ducks anti-phishing protection in Firefox and chrome.

Critical Flash Flaw wont be fixed until next week.

Microsoft MHTMLflaw targeted by hackers.

New Trustee service can detect malware without installing any software.

Panda labs reports 73,000 new Malware threats everyday.

Japanese miracle survivor youtube scam clip.

Twitter spambots advertise radiation health e-book.

How antivirus and antimalware keep malware at bay.

Tsunami videos lead to malware.

Porn sites scam google.

anti-phishing tool detects fraudulent sites by analyzing their elements.

Trojan removes antivirus, other malware from hosts computer.

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Other News

Radiation Dose Chart.

What is Radiation?

Whitehouse wants crackdown on copyright infringement.

Why the Fukushima Nuclear Crisis doesn't equal Chernobyl.

Nasa Worker falls off shuttle.

Is the Pursuit of happiness bad for your health.

Once more we see idiots in action.

How worried should you really be about Radiation from japan's nuclear plant?

Does visa have the Pay-Pal killing card in its wallet?

iPhone 50% slower then android on web.

Why Earthquakes aren't predictable.

Radiation levels NORMAL in California.

Whats the worst type of powerplant disaster?

Undercover website derailed by hosting firm.

Jack Thompson targets Valve over mod.

the science of modeling toxic plumes.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Lasagna trail leads police to fugitive.

DONT DRINK ENTIRE BOTTLE OF SOY SAUCE!

What.......How?

The Security Office will be ordering 17.

Rethink this one.

Double jump fail.

You fail at computing.

WWWHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Russian bomb squad called in to defuse marital aid.

Shooting a Shotgun Fail.

Not as shatterproof as they used to be.

Prank Fail.

PROOF NASA IS DEALING DRUGS TO ET!

Electrical Fire in 3...2...

Please Take an Economics Class.

Bank robber of the week.

Worst Song ever....dont listen if you value your ears.

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This Weeks Security Top Tip.

Good passwords, all to rare.

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And now some quotes:
  • * Howlader slaps Tempy with bamboo.
  • * _T_ smacks Howlader with a Panda corpse
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-FA Conker Blackwood