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Security Office Report #63

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

If you are asked to take a discussion to the PM by the security Office, do it, or face the consequences.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

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Computer Security News

45% vulnerable to flash exploits.

Apple patches Pwn2Own flaw in massive patch.

Firefox 4 out.

10 ways to get infected.

Facebook wants to sell you stuff?

Hackers exploit chink in webs armor.

Attacks on US federal sites on the rise.

Most users unaware of smart phone security risks.

Russian firm dumps SCADA zero days into the wild.

Japan leakage analysis emails with malicious XLS attachments.

Randomizations of binaries and code to evade AV.

Facebook survey scam.

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Other News

Radiation levels in California thousands of times below EPA safety limit.

Apple sues Amazon over App Store.

MacBook users complain of freezing issue.

Air Traffic Control abandoned as 2 passenger jets try to land. A spokesperson for Zsnij was pleased that no Zsnij's were involved in this incident.

Is anyone Surprised? Anyone?

2 Fukshima workers hospitalized for high radiation levels.

The Connection between pain and smell.

1869 Xray machine.

Are you solving the right problem.

Poker cheat jailed for theft.

Fire at Miami International.

Steam gets SKYPE codec, may record video in future.

My $200 laptop can beat your $500 tablet.

Mysteries of superconductors.

Jenny Mccarthy's problem with Facts.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Shotgun hidden inside guitar.

What is a photocopier?

Bad idea.

Man arrives at DWI hearing with beer.

Facepalm.

Bomb Sits for 3 weeks in Detroit federal building without being noticed.

Driver of the Week.

Those Funny Police Blotters.

That's not to code.

Paying attention Fail.

Wedding recording fail.

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This Weeks Security Top Tip.

How to wipe data off your mobile phone.

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And now some quotes:
  • (@SA_Rapier) release the battle pandas
  • (@FA_Conker) cant boss, the Security Office had them for dinner
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-FA Conker Blackwood