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Si vos can lego is, nos can effrego vestri genua.

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Security Office Report #64

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

If you are asked to take a discussion to the PM by the security Office, do it, or face the consequences.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

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Computer Security News

System reset feature in windows 8?

Top 5 online tax scams.

McAffe.com full of vulnerabilities.

New ransomware in the wild.

Massive SQL attack compromises 380k url's.

Phishing scam masquerades as Adobe upgrade.

Sam sung cleared of laptop keylogger accusation.

Massive infection from Lizamoon.

Spotify has been displaying malicious ads.

New android trojan punishes pirates.

Facebook scams succeed because friends don't warn each other.

Tripadvisor breached, email addresses stolen.

Facebook traffic redirect to china raising concerns.

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Other News

RIAA thinks Limewire owes $75 trillion in damages. That's more money then exists in the world.

Inventer of Superglue dead.

VHS Video games? only in the 80's.

Humanities first beer a mystery.

71,000 VW jettas recalled.

New Jersey covered in fine white powder.

Tesla sues Top Gear.

Use those blockbuster gift cards.

FBI asks public to break code, help solve murder.

Wasps are trolls.

Combination knife Axe recalled, laceration hazard.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

FACEPLANT!

Kite Fail? or Win?

On the bright side, he won't be reproducing after that.

Win AND Fail.

Price fails.

Drug Smugglers now using coloring books.

Machete slingshot?

Forger shows up to court with forged doctors note.

Not how to throw a log.

Not how to slide down an escalator.

The Security Office is guessing its a woman driver.

Logical.

Darwin.

WINNING!

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This Weeks Security Top Tip.

How to wipe data off your mobile phone.

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And now some quotes:
  • (LC_Tempest) dude, you're boring. :(
  • (LC_Tempest) I don't like you as an adult :P
  • (Ninj) I'm sorry. :P
  • (LC_Tempest) no you're not :P
  • (Ninj) No, not really. Sounds nice though. :P
  • (LC_Tempest) bleh
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-FA Conker Blackwood