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Security Office Report #65

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

News Time Children
Security Office News

People were behaving, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

Computer Security News

TiVO customer service email list hacked.

Chrome warns users of vulnerable plugins.

Cracking Stuxnet.

Comondo hack may reshape browser security.

Facebook sued for $1 billion.

US launches smartphone privacy probe.

Epsilon breach used 4 month old attack.

Border patrol agents allowed to seize and conduct off site searches of computers.

Microsoft planning 64 bug fixes.

3/4 of employees duped in phishing scams.

Scammers continue to exploit Japanese disaster.

Mobile malware, hacktavism top security concerns.

7 tips to avoid post episilon phishing.

Other News

Identity thief sends victim thankyou flowers.

What happens when a wood plank hits your car at highway speeds.

Professor attested for closing students laptop in class.

Nintendo 3DS making people ill.

How copper kills flesh eating bacteria.

Ear candles?

What went wrong at Fukushima.

Automatic faucets germier then standard ones.

Major Bad Karma.

ex-Gucci admin accused of $200,000 it rampage.

Best buy barred from selling ipad 2.

Man superglued to walmart toilet seat.

"What is Wrong with People?"

3DS in a microwave.

Freezer....the way to fix a laptop...


Not quite fixed.

Pot...kettle...and so on.


Man steals van containing 500 dirty diapers.

You fail at the internet.

Not how to grind a rail.

Ps3 overheat win.


Man blows nose, goes to jail.

British history fail.


FBI raids pranksters home after hundreds of fake emergency calls.

Man steals gavel from court house.

This Weeks Security Top Tip.

11 apps to protect your smartphone.

And now some quotes:
  • (`Wedge) shut up and sleep with me :P
  • (Howlader) not now
-FA Conker Blackwood