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Security Office Report #66

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

News Time Children
Security Office News

People were behaving, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

Computer Security News

Cyber crooks rent out unsuspecting owners PC's.

Facebook bully video actually an XSS exploit.

Microsoft launches preview build of IE 10.

Personnel info of 3.5 million Texans was accessible to the public.

Ransomeware KVD.153863.

New Flash Player Zero day. hacked...again.

Breaking Dawn clickjacking scam.

Fake IRS scams to avoid this season.

Next version of Safari to include Do Not Track Tools.

External cyber security threats to surpass insider threats.

Popular web stores vulnerable to "free shopping" exploits.

Malware silently hijacks Facebook, adds apps.

Request rejected spam leads to fake AV.

New Fake AV accepts SMS payments.

Blackhole exploit kit behind usps attack.

Other News

Mass Effect MMO?

The console that never was.

Adobe rolls out subscriptions for CS 5.5 ...still too expensive.

No answer yet for the Version iPad 2 connective issues.

3,900 school busses recalled, fire risk.

Google abandons street view in Germany.

Tacobell tests taco shell made from doritos.

Dodgers cancel half priced booze promotion.

Privacy "bill of rights" exempts government agencies.

Google wants computers to feel regret.

How Japan reacted to the Fukushima emergency.

Report describes Chinese cyber espionage against US government.

Phishers target the popular.

"What is Wrong with People?"

Applebees serves toddler margarita.

Slam dunk fail.

Photoshop fails.

Spot the Blonde.

Watch where you're going.

Those Silly Canadians.

China decides to ban Time Travel.

Zsnij spotted at work again.


Red light fail.

Post Office uses wrong statue of liberty for stamp.


Man uses live WWII Grenade as paper weight.

Gotta work on that landing.

Women Drivers.


Stealing at a security conference...bad idea.

This Weeks Security Top Tip.

6 windows 7 nightmares, and how to fix them.

And now some quotes:
  • (LC_Tempest) real men use notepad :P
-FA Conker Blackwood