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Security Office Report #67

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

News Time Children
Security Office News

People were behaving, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

Computer Security News

Asia runs out of IPv4 addresses.

How prevalent is malware on windows PC's?

Your iPhone is secretly tracking everywhere you've been.

iPhone tracking your every move a bug?

Malware authors target Chrome.

Interest in royal wedding abused by fake AV peddlers.

Security Hole in Reader, Acrobat and Flash patched.

US Lab linked to stuxnet breached.

Michigan downloading drivers phone data without warrants?

Fake Facebook Warning Email.

Easter Malware.

Rise in .zip files in Spam emails lead to malware.

Software company Ashampoo breached, Customer data stolen.

European Space Agency website and FTP servers hacked.

Skype for android security hole.

Doctor Who calling on skype with malware.

Other News

Rat Droppings on delta plane too numerous to count.

Swearing powerful pain killer study shows.

FTC seeks to halt 10 operations of fake news sites making deceptive claims about weight loss products.

Pluto has carbon monoxide atmosphere.

Apple sues samsung, samsung vows retaliation.

Why complaints about Valves Portal 2 ARG miss the point.

Mcdonalds responds to happy meal lawsuit.

Toyota recalls over 200k RAV-4's and 90k Highlander vehicles over Airbag concerns.

What Cannabis does to the brain.

Playstation outage could last days.

The insurance company won't like that call.

Taco Bell asks for apology.

Pennsylvania Fracking Accident: what went wrong?

Carder pleads guilty to hacking and selling stolen card numbers.

"What is Wrong with People?"

Woman Driver of the week.

Bitter Borders employees.

Slides....their complicated.


Tax money spent on superhero capes for homeless.

Yet another Zsnij sighting.

British beer laced with certain blue pill.

Fun Facts about Friday.

Another failed backflip.

Mall "gunman" really carrying umbrella.

Fail? or Win?

Yeah thats safe.

Timing is everything.

This also looks safe...

Still looks Safe.

Paranoia....its bad for you.

He took that turn too fast.

This Weeks Security Top Tip.

The Usability of passwords.

And now some quotes:
  • (LC_Tempest)and how do you guys even calculate that without knowing what the frakking ÷ is supposed to mean?
-FA Conker Blackwood