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Security Office Report #68

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

News Time Children
Security Office News

People were behaving, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

Security Office Report Delayed due to domain issues. Those Responsible have had their houses set on fire with lemons, and they've been put in the chamber where all the droids scream at you until further notice.

Computer Security News

Too Many AV Programs?

Playstation Network Hacked.

Android tracking you too.

Why you need to secure your WIFI.

77 Million people have personnel information leaked in Playstation Network Hack.

Apple being sued over iPhone tracking.

IE9 vs chrome, which blocks malware better?

Feds to remotely uninstall Coreflood from infected machines.

Mobile Platform fake AV.

Yankees accidently leak personnel info of 20,000 season ticket holders.

FedEX Used for continued email malware.

Securing the cloud, and securing data in the cloud aren't the same.

Iran claims to have been targeted with another worm.

How easy is it to get a facebook paged removed with a bogus complaint?

Other News

The Paul Reiser Show canned after 2 episodes.

Plane hauling cocaine crashes into lake.

Botox users cant understand emotions.

Chernobyl, 25 years later.

Teleprompter inventor dies.

Facebook takes on Groupon.

Android outranks Apple in desierability.

Lego GlaDOS.

Lasers can turn hair into hourly forensic record.

Armadillos May Spread Leprosy.

Bladder Pacemaker can help prevent you wetting yourself.

Locate your stolen camera with your existing photos.

Depleted Uranium hard drive?

Millions stolen from US businesses wired to China.

Whos screwing you over on privacy issues? Everyone.

"What is Wrong with People?"

At least he has a helmet on.

Man gets 7 years in jail for theft of 86 cents.

Someone needs training wheels.

Woman Driver of the week.

Chemical free Chemistry Set.

Rats like starbucks.

Supermarket opens with no employees.

Not reproducing..etc.

Not built to code.


In other news...


Dont call 911 to get out of a speeding ticket.

Win. Also See a Shrink.

Small World.

This Weeks Security Top Tip.

How to dismantle and destroy a hard drive.

And now some quotes:
  • @SA_Rapier Quit (Quit: Now, you've been under for quite a lot longer, and its *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of serious brain damage!)
-FA Conker Blackwood