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Si vos can lego is, nos can effrego vestri genua.

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Security Office Report #71

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

People were behaving, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

Security Officer Back Form Leave. Ca:SO Gio to be beaten for not fulfilling his beating quota.

Another day another Mirei sighting/ban.

If you are reading this then the world didn't end on the 21st and in fact that prediction was just another random guess by crazies.

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Computer Security News

Applecare on Mac OS fake AV.

RIAA, California working to pass bill that violates 4th amendment.

Researchers use zero day to breach Chrome.

Fake AV spreading via yahoo answers.

Latest microsoft updates.

Facebook apps have been leaking personnel info for years.

Keep android phones off unsecured wifi.

Byte Rights: A New McCarthyism.

PSN, SoE Back online.

Windows 7 infection rates 5x lower then XP.

French piracy monitor hacked.

Dropbox open to government searches.

PSN Accounts still unsafe.

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Other News

If you buy this you have too much money.

Anon splinter group speaks out.

FYI: ITs not possible to open an Airplane doors in flight.

What those fukushima radiation counts really mean.

Electronic Paper.

Time to give DRM the boot.

Wonder what they did to piss him off.

How to Build a Schizophrenic Computer.

Who lost a chainsaw? and a head?

Lego In SPACE.

the $50 replacement to the 100W incandescent bulb.

13 things that need upgrades.

CDC warns public to prepare for Zombie Apocalypse.

LA Noire causes consoles to overheat.

Woman kicked off amtrak train after talking nonstop on cellphone.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Couple gets 7 years for robbing bank to pay for honeymoon.

Sony suffers 3rd breach.

Teen gets 15 years in Facebook sex-extortion scam.

Clearly this was a real emergency.

Holy crap.

Gurenteed to kill someone.

We Interrupt this segment for exclusive footage of Rapier and Conker playing Portal 2.

Inmate of the week.

Bank Robber of the week.

Some people don't know when to give up.

And yet the UN does nothing about this violation of human rights.

$2m Lotto winner still on food stamps.

Only in california.

BONK.

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This Weeks Security Top Tip.

How to stay safe on public wifi.

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And now some quotes:
  • (Scuslem) how's it hangin Mr palermo?
  • (Gio_Palermo) A little crooked, but alright. And you? :P
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-FA Conker Blackwood