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Si vos can lego is, nos can effrego vestri genua.

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Security Office Report #72

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

People were behaving, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

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Computer Security News

Google patches Chrome.

Newest Macdefender scamware.

Hotmail vulnerability.

Fake Virus Total Site.

Sony Online Store Hacked.

How to protect your computer from Macdefender.

Macdefender evolving.

Is chrome OS impregnable?

Scareware is everywhere.

Fake URL shortening Services.

What do you do with an infected DVD or flash drive?

The Real mac security threat is...Apple.

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Other News

Booze can help guard against dementia.

Satellite finds 17 new pyramides.

The economic forces behind the rising cost of beer.

Woman arrested for trying to sell moon rock.

Explosion at iPad factory.

More Proof 3D is just a fad.

Movie theatres running 2d movie through 3d lenses.

USDA: Eat Pink Pork.

ATM repairman accused of loading fake money.

Apple Hates Everyone.

Abandoned remains of the Soviet SHuttle Program.

Ongoing war between apple and samsung.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Not even the bike likes you.

SPLAT!

Missed it by that much.

Security Office Exclusive: Rebel Alliance Flight Training.

Fun WIth Rapture.

Acually good advice.

Not Reproducing.

Just....Don't...

Reading...its important.

Trust No One.

Computer Error releses 450 prisoners with a high risk of violence.

Disapearing act.

How The....

....why

If you need this recepie, please kill yourself...

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This Weeks Security Top Tip.

6 things that block your wifi.

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And now some quotes:
  • (ZystemFryar) Conker=SO ???
  • (@FA_Conker) lies and slander
  • (CT_Tempest) the scary thing is, he isn't even that bad at it :P
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-FA Conker Blackwood