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Security Office Report #73

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

People were behaving, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

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Computer Security News

PBS Hacked.

Fake Youtube notification.

Lockheed Martin confirms attack.

Defence Contractors breached.

More Malware on Android marketplace.

Mac OSX update removes Macdefender.

Possible culprit in Macdefender.

Hundreds of Gmail accounts hacked.

Apple Security Update bypassed in 8 hours.

Yet Another Sony Hack.

Internet a human right says UN.

Gmail hackers phished victims for months.

Google pharmacy...yes its a scam.

Stolen passwords used as bait.

Student suspended for video satire on youtube.

Phishers target craigslist.

US will consider cyber attacks as acts of war.

Facebook users targeted with fake av.

Nintendo breached.

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Other News

Why is this news?

Japan plans to turn Moon into Disco Ball.

Interplay close to collapse.

Next call of duty to want monthly fee.

Toyota recalls 106,000 Prius over steering concerns.

Iran aims for national internet.

Deep Fried Beer.

Super toxic E coli strain hits Europe.

EA to test own Steam competitor, will fail.

Assinine bill would make it a crime to embed youtube video containing copyrighted content.

Bank foreclosed on.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Idiots at their best.

Ew.

Slingshot that fires saw blades.

This week in gullibility.

Really...really...gullable.

Not how to defend a friend.

Why there should be an IQ test before someone gets a credit card.

Quit Skateboarding now.

Why the ecnomey sucks.

Woman driver of the week.

Crunch.

Order of Operations...its important.

Splat.

Parent of the Week.

Moron sells kidney for ipad2.

Win.

Building codes....their important.

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This Weeks Security Top Tip.

Not even Security managers immune to fake AV.

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And now some quotes:
  • (Savager) 10+10x0=0
  • (@Zsinj) They're both 10 :P
  • (CT_Tempest) but since you multiply *before* you add, the result is 10
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-FA Conker Blackwood