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Security Office Report #74

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

News Time Children
Security Office News

People were behaving, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

Computer Security News

New malware targets 64bit windows.

Adobe patches flash again.

Hackers use flash bug to attack gmail users.

Fake linkedin notification leads to malware.

Facebook quietly rolls out facial recognition tool.

iOS 5 jailbroken less then a day after being released to beta devs.

Job boom for malware writers.

Mac tech installed spyware to photograph women.

many stuxnet vulnerabilities still unpatched.

Judge furious at inexcusable P2P lawyering.

Microsoft, adobe plan big patch tuesdays.

Malware writers rely on users not updating.

Malware on amazon cloud.

Admins of popular movie streaming portal arrested, site shutdown.

Lulzsec leaks sony dev source code, Warns NHS about compromised passwords.

Other News

Pranksters slap windows logo on apple store.

Mutant gene kills cancer?

Cell Phone Use up, Brain cancer rates down.

Quarter of hackers FBI rats.

Why groupon sucks for small businesses.

Why psyics should be kept out of police work.

The science of moonshine.

nintendo Wii U footage from e3 was faked.

Email turns 40.

Epic Beer commercial.

2011 cadalac srx recalled.

Tennessee bans posting pictures that may cause emotional harm on internet, craps on first amendment.

How a computer reboots.

Apple recalling iPad 2's?

Davinchi machinegun.

The Groupon Scam.

Account Killer.

Why hackers hate sony.

Police arrest Anon members for playstation hack.

"What is Wrong with People?"

Bad Parent of the Week.

Lucky Kid.

SO that's why it was so cheap.


Facebook party fail.

Oddly good advice.

Security Office will be placing an order.

Its official....the worlds ending.

Jaywalking across a race track...bad idea?


Facebook is your enemy.

Worlds drunkest guy.


Also Win.

Craigslist idiot of the week.

Choosing your words....its important.

This looks safe.

Dessert injures 4.

This Weeks Security Top Tip.

Reinstall windows without losing data.

And now some quotes:
  • (Gio_Palermo) Assume the position!
  • (@`FA_Conker) Gio what have i told you about doing that with people
  • (@`FA_Conker) ?
  • (Gio_Palermo) That it's alright until they stop screaming? :P
  • (@`FA_Conker) fair enough gio...knock yourself out =P
-FA Conker Blackwood