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Si vos can lego is, nos can effrego vestri genua.

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Security Office Report #76

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

People were behaving, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

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Computer Security News

Bitcoin prices tumble after account hacked.

Repeating 1 number may improve security of you phones unlock pin.

Lulzsec issues mission statement, teams up with Anonymous.

Dropbox unlocked all accounts for 4 hours.

19 year old arrested for taking part in lulzsec raids.

Want fries with that trojan?

FBI seizes web servers, knocks sites offline.

Staples resells storage devices without wiping customers personnel information.

Wordpress plugins trojanised.

Increase in stolen digital certificates used to sign malware.

How does malware get on PC's and macs.

Fake federal tax payment emails lead to malware.

Apple issues huge security update.

Lulzsec disbands.

Reason lulzsec disbanded?

Using DNS as malware fighting tool.

FBI swoops on scareware distributors.

Spam E-books plague kindle store.

Avoid Getting scammed by fake tech support calls.

Citi hackers made $2.7 million.

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Other News

Team Fortress 2 Now Free, you now have no excuse.

Don't buy chromebook.

Star wars Galaxies to be shut down in December.

Worlds Biggest Airliner clips building.

Ryan Dunn killed in car crash.

SOLD!

Easy to make number sequence fools random number checkers.

Japan criminalise malware.

So your being sued for piracy.

Weird Al wins again.

Would you pay $1,872 for a $612 laptop?

Recent product recalls.

Crysis 2 DX11 patch imminent.

When not to jump on a sale.

EA offers 1 billion for Pop Cap?

Missing moon dust turns up after 40 years.

Meet The Medic.

The Beer Archaeologist

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"What is Wrong with People?"

just....wow...

Theres safer ways to make money....

How NOT to dispute a wedding bill.

Yeah thats the best place for it.

What a birdbrain.

This week in easy arrests.

wut?

Stupid kids demonstrate the hazards of hitting an iPod with a bat.

Man cleans foot, hilarity ensues.

Yeah...thats secure.

Not a headline you read everyday.

Good parenting right here, no joke.

Rethink your life decisions....

Pool Fails.

Fail pitcher.

Armed man with hostage updates facebook.

Why humanity is doomed.

This real Reason politics in the US is screwed up.

Ew.

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This Weeks Security Top Tip.

Should you change your password?

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And now some quotes:
  • (Howlader) Medicine =beer
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-FA Conker Blackwood