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Security Office Report #77

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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Security Office News

People were behaving, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

Computer Security News

Class action suit against sony over hack.

Rootkit infection requires reinstall says microsoft.

Malvertizing, ads bite back.

Tumblr logins stolen.

Got Rootkit?

Facebooks fake friend epidemic.

Indestructible botnet.

Credit Card is overdue spam contains malware.

Danish police seek to end internet anonymity.

IE10 preview.

Google + invites, watch for scams.

Justin beiber facebook scam.

Other News

California Cant ban violent videogame sales to minors.

Another Reason home owners associations suck.

Hugo chaevs in critical condition.

Dodgers file for bankruptcy.

Get $15 in rice krispies cereal class action.

Federal Reserve has stash of unwanted dollar coins.

Recall Roundup.

California Taxes the Internet.

Coffee buzz can protect the brain from Alzheimer's.

IBM announces Phase Change memory breakthrough.

Samsung seeks to ban apple products in the US.

Self Driving Car thats impossible to crash.

The Security Offices Hideout Has Been Found.

you are more likely to survive a plane crash then click a banner ad.

"What is Wrong with People?"

TSA Fails Again.

Dead Body in pool for 2 days unnoticed even by health inspectors.

This Week In Frivolous Lawsuits.

Woman arrested for stealing coupons.

The Aisle isn't a urinel.

Free Assault Rifle anyone?

2 morons 1 quad.

TSA has 95 year old women remove diaper during pat down.

This week in gullibility.

Fail at running.

Yeah...thats a fitting substitute.

Cameraman fail.

Not an OhSA approved unload.

Dollar Store Fails.



Ow my brain.


This Weeks Security Top Tip.

What to do when your PC wont start.

And now Video Of The Week

-FA Conker Blackwood