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Security Office Report #78

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

People were behaving, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

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Computer Security News

Open found USB drives, cd-roms with a virtual machine to avoid malware.

Fox News Twitter feed hacked.

Apple hit by hackers.

Deus EX hackers hit with lawsuit.

Morgan Stanley Warns 34,000 Clients of Data Breach

Patch tuesday heads up.

iOS zero day discovered.

Rise and fall of lulzsec.

ISP's agree to become copyright cops for RIAA.

How easy is it to hack a cellphone?

Washington post data breach.

Malware comes with many gadgets claims DHS.

New facebook scam takes advantage of video calling.

How did news of the world hack cellphones?

How websites poison your computer.

Actually a legit paypal email.

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Other News

This Week in Ridiculous verdicts.

No Battlefield 3 mod support.

The Phantom pyramid.

Space internet too slow.

Dream Machine 1998.

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!

This week in recalls.

Who didn't see this one coming?

Patent troll goes after notebook cooling.

Whats next for IBM's watson.

Overreaction of the week.

Sony's PSN pass cripples content in used games.

Treasury prints less money.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Mortar used as school bell.

Biker protesting helmet laws dies of head injury.

Tabloid accused of hacking slain teens phone.

Did this ever seem like a good idea.

Call a plumber.

Not the best idea.

Phili tickets good samaritan.

Trolling cash4gold.

Security Office Approved.

Fails All around.

BONK!

Who called the ambulance?

This cant be safe.

Idiot of the week.

Worst blackmailer ever.

ow my brain.

Class A moron.

Why DIY fireworks are bad.

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This Weeks Security Top Tip.

10 handy windows shortcuts.

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood