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Security Office Report #79

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

People were behaving, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

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Computer Security News

Phone Hacking, how to protect yourself.

Apple to patch safari bug.

MS Security Center search results poisoned.

Windows XP, Dead OS walking.

WiFi hacker gets 18 years.

Companies bundle spyware with open source media player.

Do we value convience over security?

IE 9 Malware blocking best of any browser.

Harry Potter Malware.

Hotmail adds my friends emails been hacked feature.

24,000 files swiped from Defence contractor systems.

Traffic ticket spam leads to malware.

Spammers shift to compromised accounts.

Google+ related scams move to facebook.

Apple iDisk targeted by phishers.

Casey Anthony confession video scam.

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Other News

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Corked Bats do nothing.

Netflix slams ISP bandwidth caps.

Casey Anthony and jurors targeted with death threats.

Regis philbin ruins top 10 list.

EA drops $750m on Popcap.

This week in recalls.

10 PC myths from movies and TV.

Woman gropes TSA agent.

90 arrested in organized ebay fraud.

Should poor coding be a felony?

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"What is Wrong with People?"

This week in gullibility.

Total moron.

Drunk asks cop for directions.

Bad design.

Some people react badly.

And society slips further down the drain.

Why the economy sucks.

Great Idea.....

TIMBER!

Pay Attention, this is a public service announcement from the Security Office.

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

Landing Gear compartments arent good for travel.

A must have for everyone.

Another day another idiot.

Woman Driver of the Week.

With Friends like these....

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This Weeks Security Top Tip.

5 mistakes to avoid when setting up wireless.

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood