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Si vos can lego is, nos can effrego vestri genua.

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Security Office Report #80

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

People were behaving, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

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Computer Security News

Microsoft offers bounty on botnet owners.

Online ad firms ignore do not track.

Lulzsec at it again.

Toshiba hacked.

Anonymous starts own social network.

Exploit allowed anyone to remove any site from google.

Google now sniffs out malware.

DDOS bot pretends to be java update.

Researcher to demo Apple hack that can destroy batteries.

Major security flaw in Mac packaging.

Microsoft research team reports bugs in Google Picasa.

Enhanced phishing methods on the rise.

NYT: Google+ gets privacy right.

Researchers develop proxyless anonymity system.

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Other News

Bombing and mass shooting hit Norway.

Borders to go into liquidation.

Steam Upgraded.

FBI Raids home of 3 suspected to have annomous ties.

California voters can overturn online sales tax law.

Chinas fake apple store.

Why World of Borecraft will implode.

This week in recalls.

Quiznos to go out of business?

File sharing verdict lowered from $1.5m to $54,000.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Reasons not to but an ipad for students.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

/facepalm

Collage doesn't make you smart.

Ok i can understand this.

Woman tries to sell child at taco bell.

Who didn't see that coming?

Someone has really bad aim.

definatly safe...

Parent of the Week.

Definatly safe...

Well theres your problem.

Theres a fat joke in there somewhere.

Not the best vehicle for running from the cops.

Why rednecks have so many kids.

Your brain is past its experation date.

Bad News...

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood