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Si vos can lego is, nos can effrego vestri genua.

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Security Office Report #81

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

If you get instructed to not do something by the Security Office, and you ignore it, be prepared to face the consequences of your actions.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

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Computer Security News

Amy winehouse death video scam.

Google+ magnet for malware, scams.

90k+ sites compromised through iFrame injection.

Who's tracking your cellphone.

Twitter risks backlash over "promoted tweets".

XP accounts for 75% of root kit infections.

Phishing ring leader gets 12 years.

BT commanded to block site linking to pirated content.

Updatable firmware could be new hacker target.

"war testing" attack hacks car alarm system.

Scareware video codecs.

SecurID users targeted by fake NSA email.

Facebook scams exploit Norway tragity.

Man arrested for storing malware.

OSx Lion passwords easily revealed.

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Other News

NFL Lockout Ends!

How One Man Hacked His Way Into the Slot-Machine Industry.

Useful tip but ARG.

ESA seeks 1.1 million in legal fees from California.

Time Travel impossible.

Victory over Lucas.

Is tech killing sign language?

Software can detect fake reviews.

DoJ sued over web seizures.

This Week in Recalls.

Twitters days numbered?

SEC looking at Groupon.

Ubisoft is delusional.

Tweet causes riot.

OS X Lion...it's got problems.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Win.

Also Win.

Im sure this was a well thought out plan.

defiantly safe...

fail dog.

Another idiot another motorcycle.

Fail demo team at it again.

/facepalm

Amateur surgeon of the week.

Drivers liscence on its way...

Darwin was right.

Parents of the week.

Regular Einstein.

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood