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Security Office Report #82

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

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Computer Security News

Millions hit in South Korea hack.

Most organizations fail at security.

Online tracking service isn't thwarted by privacy measures.

Mac trojan disguised as Flash player.

Google patches 30 chrome bugs.

IE IQ story a myth.

China suspected behind 5 year cyberattack campaign.

Patch Tuesday highlights.

Cisco warranty Cd's take users to malware site.

Malware networks beating AV software.

You lost weight Twitter Scam.

Call recording trojan actually nonethical app.

UK ditches plan to block Sites containing pirate content.

Google+ misses opportunity.

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Other News

Future of Black Box recorder.

New Lead in DB Cooper case.

Apple kills samsungs tablet sales in Australia.

too true.

Man arrested building nuclear reactor in kitchen.

How to ruin your PC port in 5 easy steps.

This week in recalls.

UK to legalise ripping CD's.

Honda Recalls 2.5m cars.

Why is west silent on 5 year cyber war launched by China.

Web Porn eating time Warner profits.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Parent of the week.

Justice system at work.

Crunch.

Win.

Facebook now has I'm pregnant feature.

Why the >economy sucks.

Also why the economy sucks.

what a snotty moron.

DIY hovercraft....bad idea.

Facebook trolling.

More Proof darwin was right.

Facebook is serious busness.

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood