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Security Office Report #83

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

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Computer Security News

Attacking home automation networks over power lines.

Hackers post 10 gigs of stolen police files.

Security insiders talk Vista Security.

Anon to destroy facebook November 5th.

Millions of e-commerce sites hacked to serve malware.

Microsoft patches 20 year old Ping of death bug.

Why do people fall for trojans.

Adobe updates.

Fake CCleaner offered for fee.

Linked-in follows facebook in bad privacy defaults.

Did adobe hide 400 vulnerability fixes in flash player.

Boot Sector malware making comeback.

Top 5 ways to have your identity stolen.

Fake Firefox update email.

Facebooks news feed changes should worry you.

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Other News

10 tips to survive the Zombie apocalypse.

20 Years of internet.

Coconut water health benefits called into question.

DB Cooper lead goes cold.

Apple secures injunction against Samsung Galaxy Tab in EU.

Yet another bad idea in Mac os X 10.7

This week in recalls.

Falcon HTV-2 lost in bid to become fastest plane ever.

Human size microwave to treat malaria?

China recalls bullet trains.

Tainted bacon recalled.

Casey Anthony told to return to Florida for probation.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Regular matinence on computers is important.

Douchbags and boats.

Boredom kills.

Security Office Dog Training.

Law school sues critics.

Gun safty....its important.

This Car's defiantly safe.

Not Reproducing.

One of those brown trousers moments.

Man throws cash out of prosaic, driving wrong way, before deadly crash.

drunk of the week.

Woops.

Kids these days.

When driving always have a spare flat tire.

Why work smarter?

Win.

Parent of the week.

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood