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Si vos can lego is, nos can effrego vestri genua.

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Security Office Report #84

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Rapier executed a bloody overthrow of the Emperors hammer earlier this week removing Cyric from power and taking on the mantle of Fleet Commander. Congrats to him. The purges start next week.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

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Computer Security News

Why has there been so much hacking lately?

Anonymous hacks BART website.

Bank trojan steals from rich.

IE9 protects best against malware links.

Think windows is insecure? You're wrong.

Craigslist phishers complain about phishing.

12 vulnerabilities on every system.

Injection attack infects 20,000+ domains.

Facebook keeps track of who your stalking.

Adobe denies hiding vulnerabilities.

Bug Bounties.

Microsoft takes on rogue diagnostic software.

Undeleatable cookie.

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Other News

The guy who fixes your computer hates you.

Can you do real work with a 30 year old IBM?

China shuts down 22 fake Apple stores.

60,000 pounds of ground beef recalled.

Rembrant stolen from ritz carlton.

Apple uses fake pic of samsung tablet to win court case.

Complete guide to a dust free PC.

Amazon.com now a publisher.

Encrypted drugs to battle counterfeit drugs.

This week in recalls.

Groupon is kinda insolvent.

Steam offers from dust refund.

Is there anything Coffee cant do?

Stealing ATM pins with thermal camera.

The Broken Patent system.

US navy playing with new missiles....drool.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Sure looks safe...

But....

/facepalm.

Crazy cat hordes set new record.

Common sence...some people lack it.

Not approved use of the 911 system.

Oops.

Um.....ok?

how?

Fairly sure this violates some traffic law.

iPad compared to Stone.

Parenting win.

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood