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Security Office Report #85

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

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Computer Security News

EA's Origin sends personal data to third parties.

If it sounds too good to be true....

Bitdefender keygen leads to malware.

Foxes new online policy turns hulu viewers into pirates.

Multiple vulnerabilities in Google Chrome.

Critical flaw in latest release of PHP.

Fake Facebook friend message leads to malware.

Have you been hacked this month?

Yale Confirms major data breach.

Google releases another wave of patches for Chrome.

Install 1 trojan, get 3 more free.

Microsoft drops stealthy cookie from MSN.

Bogus emails delivering scanned documents deliver malware.

Facebook revamps Privacy settings.

6 stages of malware response.

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Other News

Steve Jobs resigns as Apple CEO.

Is anonymous crumbling from within.

Phillips recalls 1.86 million fluorescent lights.

AMD improves fusion chips.

49ers ban tailgating.

Letterman jokes about death threats.

RIAA Jerks appeal case, not satisfied with $54,000 victory over file sharer.

Ubisoft removes From Dust DRM.

Ukraine opens first nuclear missile museum.

This week in Recalls.

Gamestop being jerks again.

Collage bans national anthem for "being too violent".....wimps.

IBM researchers developing 120 petabyte data container.

Apples biggest flops under Steve Jobs.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Clearly a blonde.

Dummy Mode On.

Woops.

Woman driver of the week.

Ew.

Man arrested for stealing snakes, hiding them in his pants.

Dog ate $10000 worth of diamonds.

Tell death do you part.

Driver of the week.

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Wheeee

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood