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Security Office Report #86

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

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Computer Security News

Get rid of boot malware with Microsoft System Sweeper.

California gets it right for once.

How to check if a website is safe.

Real facebook notification, or phishing?

Wikileaks screwups and endangers its sources.

Anonymous claims dns attack against Symantec, Apple, and Microsoft.

Protect yourself from super cookies.

Google blacklisted 247 additional DigiNotar certificates?

Worm targets remote desktop passwords.

Linux source code repository compromised.

Ways to avoid being tracked on the web.

Wilileaks blames newspaper over insurance file password disclosure.

Free ipads, laptops facebook scam.

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Other News

California considers ban on Styrofoam containers.

Boing 787 cleared to fly.

Why Valve doesn't fear pirates or competition.

Velcro makes lab grown muscle stronger.

ISS could be empty by November.

Portal 2 sold better on PC then console.

Particle physicist discovers fastest way for airlines to board planes.

Pros and cons of cloud based operating systems.

Why a world without Microsoft would be bad.

This week in recalls.

Repair Windows without reformatting.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Kids of the week.

Driver of the Week.

Family of the week.

Why were in a recession...

Winning.

Defiantly not breaking any traffic laws.

College...some learn valuable lessons on how the world works.

Parent of the week.

Woman labels dead cats, saves in freezer.

Slight overreaction here.

This week in gullibility.

Troll win.

Not an accepted form of currency.

In Florida living in sin against law.

Woman gets office high on brownies.

Your average Beiber fan...

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood