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Security Office Report #87

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions Will resume at a double schedule until September.

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Computer Security News

Register hacked.

Remove malware in 4 steps.

10 pc performance myths.

Claim: Diginotar hack was state sponsored.

Fake SSL certs pirate websites.

Android security threats and how to stay safe.

Scammers demand money form windows users, threaten file deletion.

Annomyous releases new twitter tool.

Should data protection and user privacy be taught in schools?

Identity theft protection tips for students.

New malware attacks global financial institutions.

Facebook birthday scam.

Playstation scam makes FBI warning list.

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Other News

Impressive moon photos.

Worlds coolest alarm clock.

Debunking 9/11 controlled demolitions myth.

Australia government could bankrupt church of Scientology.

Incorrect version of Dead island released on Steam.

This week in recalls.

LA officially insane.

FBI searches bankrupt solar company.

Stichless way to rejoin blood vessels.

Copper thieves disable 40 blocks of street lights.

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FBI investigates NBC twitter hack.

History of the space pen.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

sour Grapes Bloggers.

Frenchman ordered to pay wife damages for lack of sex.

Also in the sour grapes department.

Instant karma.

How to get banned from every Mcdonalds in the UK.

The Security Office concurs.

Woman driver of the week.

How?

Gumby tries robbing 7-11.

How to make a tank look like a cow.

Winning.

/facepalm

Somethings not quite right.

brain failure.

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood