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Security Office Report #88

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions called off due to the Steelers Victory over the Seahawks.

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Computer Security News

Comodohacker: I can issue fake Windows updates

Copyright lawyer fined $10,000.

Hackers boobytrap uTorrent downloads with malware.

Bios root kit.

Google web history vulnerable.

Too much security software is bad.

Bogus "last words" facebook app leads to malware.

Watch out for rogues.

Adobe patches 14 issues in reader.

Bing and yahoo serving malware in popular links.

Computer based attacks emerge as threat of future.

Get the windows 8 dev preview today.

Google fixes 30 chrome flaws.

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Other News

Fan uses illegal tazer at jets game.

30 technologies that changed everything.

Watson gets a job.

Failcrane.

Warner brothers sued by Hotfile.

AMD grabs world record for highest CPU frequency.

Behind the scenes of the football field length American flags.

This week in recalls.

Jelly batteries.

Sony changes ps3 ToS to avoid class action suits.

Guy who helped create TSA wants to kill it.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Facebook more crucial then the toilet.

Laptops...their complex.

Thankfully the brick was unhurt.

Duh Winning.

Hypochondriac ville.

Not the tech support you're looking for.

Pitching fail.

Turnstile fail.

Sure...this is safe.

Shoplifter gets much deserved life sentence after walmart worker dies.

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood