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Security Office Report #91

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions to called off due to the Steelers victory.

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Computer Security News

32 vs 64 bit operating systems, which should you use?

10 ways to diagnose ailing PC's.

Why isn't everyone hacked everyday?

Facebook will warn you if a link contains malware.

Facebook linkscanner vulnerable to cloaking attacks.

Vulnerabilities in Chrome extensions.

Analyses of government malware.

Attackers evading reputation systems.

Facebook scammers exploit death of Steve jobs.

iPhone 5 spam emails lead to malware.

Mozilla blocks macaffe firefox extension.

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Other News

This just in 15% of parents are stupid.

Organtic milk company sued over product claims.

Mice love the Honda Pilot.

Steve Jobs is dead.

Al Davis is also dead.

Recall Roundup.

168k volkswagens recalled.

Feds cracking down on California Medical marijuana dispensaries.

Penn and Teller tell a lie.

Battlefield 3 on steam?

Food myths that won't die.

Troy Polomalu has fun at a wax museum.

Largest identity theft ring busted in Queens.

What everyones too polite to say about steve jobs.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Guess next cashier to be fired game unpopular.

Denmark idiotic fat tax.

What...

Crook of the week.

Swing and a fail, strike 1.

Paying attetion...etc.

Idiot.

Defiantly not smart.

Fun fact...

Woman driver of the week.

Woman driver runner up.

Bridge stolen.

Irony.

Road markings?

Defiantly safe...

/facepalm

Winning.

WHAT?! WHO BUYS THIS CRAP.

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood