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Security Office Report #92

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

News Time Children
Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions to called off due to the Steelers victory.

Computer Security News

Wi-Fi users clueless about security.

Sony locks down 23k accounts after another hack.

Vulnerability in IE9.

Airforce drone malware was Mafia Wars password theft malware.

Fake android Netflix ad steals your data.

WineHQ hacked.

New UK ISP porn filter.

Large scale spam attack.

I saw a real bad blog about you twitter scam.

Virus bullitan tweets spread malware.

Fake virus warning brings real malware.

Verisign asks for ability to suspend domain name without court order.

Apple band-aids iTunes.

Other News

Netflix to keep DVD's.

California Govoner vetos bill requiring warrents to search cell phones.

Blackberry users suffer outage.

Fawlty switch brings down blackberry network.

$500 gaming computer.

Grundle Bomber pleasds guilty.

How to say no to arbitration with your cable company.

Recall Roundup.

Bulldozer benchmarked.

Peanut allergy cure?

Beware of penny auction sites.

"What is Wrong with People?"


Fail at technology.

EU fail.

Customer of the week.


Crook of the week.

Did this ever sound like a good idea?


Penmenship...its important.

Jerk customer of the week.

Again? Really?

/facepalm's important.

Failure at grasping technology.

And now Video Of The Week

-FA Conker Blackwood