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Security Office Report #94

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

News Time Children
Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions to be determined later.

Computer Security News

Can an iPhone spy on you as you type?

Microsofts youtube channel hacked.

Mac malware evolves.

Avira labels itself virus.

Major security flaw in facebook.

How to break into a computer, and prevent it from happening to you.

Third party android browser transmitting every URL visited.

Nude Emma Watson video leads to malware.

Update apps, get malware.

Facebook lottery scam.

Halloween malware threats.

New backdoor for Mac OS X.

Other News

iPads time as top tablet wont last.

German satellite nearly hits china.

Tf2 free to play increased player base by factor of 5.

EA Lies again.

Most shop lifted item in the world....CHeese...parently its really that good.

Carlin Street.

What happened to going paperless?

HP not dumping PC unit after all.

This is why Always online DRM is retarded.

Nintendo takes a hit.

Recall Roundup.

Samsung smartphone sales surpass apple.

SF told to chill on cellphone warnings.

Anonyomous busts child porn ring.

"What is Wrong with People?"

Having the internet doesn't make you smart.


TSA at work again.

Not an FAA approved repair.

Apparently some people need to be reminded of this.

I think he needs a brain more then liver.

Average Mac User.

Not a good reason to fire bomb taco bell.

Woman driver of the week.

Dumb customer of the week.

Good way to get arrested.

Reminder: its impossible to open a jetliners doors at altitude.

It happened again.

And now Video Of The Week

-FA Conker Blackwood