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Si vos can lego is, nos can effrego vestri genua.

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Security Office Report #95

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone was behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions to be determined later.

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Computer Security News

Mac os trojan steals processing power to produce bitcoins.

Why registering software is important.

Facebook denys vulnerability, then quietly fixes it.

Fake apple notification leads to malware.

Opposition to online piracy act grows.

How to encrypt your smart phone.

Everytime you blink facebook locks 2 accounts.

Fake AV changes taticts.

Hackers site hacked by hackers.

Fake apple notifications lead to phishing site.

Multitasking trojan targets Mac OS users.

Online social networks, malware launch pads

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Other News

Chemical and Defence companies hit with cyber attacks.

How can i make sure my new computer isn't a dud?

The "free" Apple App scam.

How social media carelessness can help crooks.

What does "toxic" really mean?

767 makes belly landing in poland after landing gear failure.

Parents outsourcing teaching basic human interaction.

Vampire bacteria could become ultimate antibiotic.

Mechwarrior free to play?

Recall Roundup.

BofA calls off debit card fee.

Exploding electric tooth brushes recalled.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Why europes economy is in trouble.

Dachshund on LSD.....ok theres nothing funnier, i checked.

Slight overreaction.

Idiotic law of the week.

We now go Live to Rapiers Water Cooler.

No the best idea.

Why women shouldn't touch jumper cables.

ARG!

Close trunk before carwash.

Win.

Cat Wins.

Fail trampoline.

We have a winner.

College...doesnt make you smart.

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood