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Security Office Report #96

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

This week saw the first court martial of this Security Office Administration.

Matt Adler has been expelled from the Emperor's Hammer Strike Fleet for vandalism to the Emperors hammer wiki. He deleted the content form several members pages and posted disrespectful comments on others. All changes have since been fixed. Matt pled guilty to all charges that were brought against him and GA Rapier, acting as JAG, brought down the sentence of expulsion. Matt Adler has also been added to the Emperor's Hammer Most Wanted list so he is no longer welcome in any EH channels on IR and his Wiki, Message board and database access have all been removed. The case file can be read Here.

We made it to 95 weeks without court-martialing anyone. The timer restarts now, can we break that record?

Random Executions to be determined later.

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Computer Security News

1 in 9 on internet surfing without protection.

Apple kicks developer that found security flaw out of iOS dev program.

iOS flaw allows trusted apps to take over your phone.

Macaffe 2012 fails to impress.

The 12 scams of Christmas.

How to erase your digital footprint.

Steam Hacked.

Adidas site taken offline following breach.

Cloud service credentials easily stolen via goggle search.

Microsoft posts fix for Duqu trojan.

Bitdefender prevents scams on twitter.

Scammers send out bogus job offers.

Online privacy tools don't work.

Has your email address been compromised?

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Other News

Mailing chickenpox is illegal.

Judge blocks FDA rule on graphic cigarette labels.

How do smelling salts work?

Conrad murry guilty.

John lennons tooth sells for $31k.

Next Gen radiation protection.

Banning fizzy drinks in schools doesn't reduce childrens intake.

Consumer reports reviews new iPhone.

Senators introduce internet sales tax bill.

New Assassins creed to not have ridiculous always on DRM.

Recall Roundup.

KFC putting colonel sanders recipes on internet.

Rare look at Steam sales figures.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Slight overreaction.

Defiantly safe.....

retard of the week.

./facepalm.

Spelling fail.

Centrifical force in action.

Best game ever.

Man calls 911 5 times saying iPhone wont work.

Brain not connected syndrome.

Epic fail.

This looks safe.

Throws like a girl.

./facepalm.

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood