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Si vos can lego is, nos can effrego vestri genua.

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Security Office Report #97

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone Behaving this week, congrats.

Security Office to be MIA due to Minecraft 1.0 being released.

The Security Office has received information regarding an imminent attack from the turkey population. Therefor it has been decided that Thursday will be the Security Offices Annual Turkey Genocide. Those wishing to attend are encouraged to bring napalm.

Random Executions to be determined later.

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Computer Security News

Stolen government certificate used to sign malware.

How to remove malware from your PC.

Facebook porn spam attack.

Future of cyber security in cars.

Link found between TDSS rootkit and DNSchanger trojan.

Devilrobber returns.

Treasury shuts down mortgage scammers using google ads.

Hackers destroy water pump.

Bogus chat spying facebook app.

OS X sandbox Hole.

Infected PDF with government certificates.

Encrypted malware.

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Other News

Latest PETA idiocy.

Another reason to hate congress.

DOJ wants to criminalise lying on the internet.

Minecraft Finished.

Drool....

4 bad cooking habits to break.

EA forum bans still lock you out of your games.

Fun with SATA cables.

What about those get rich quick working from home scams.

Next gen battery tech.

Recall Roundup.

Only in california.

ALCOHOL ICECREME!

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Panda poo tea.

Fail parent.

Double Fail.

Why children suck at math.

SMACK!

Someone fetch a calendar.

Some people get too excited over McDonald.

Fail Chair.

Women...

This looks safe.

The question with no right answer.

If this is you....get a life.

/facepalm.

Brain failure.

dumb parent of the week.

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood