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Security Office Report #98

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone Behaving this week, congrats.

Random Executions to be determined later.

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Computer Security News

Feds deny water pump failure result of hackers.

Why Microsoft Security Essentials rocks.

Fake FBI email.

Windows 8 bootkit.

Leiberman wants terrorist flag on blogspot.

Android malware exadurated.

Fake iTunes gift certificate.

Starbucks scam on facebook and twiter.

Another pay-pal phishing email.

The cost of a stolen identity.

Do android AV apps do anything.

Security firm lists dozen unsafe smartphones.

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Other News

More AOL Huffingtonpost fallout.

Fake home auction letters circulating.

Those damn terrorist turkeys.

Groupon stock drops.

Recall roundup.

Perspective, its important.

Why deepfried frozen turkeys explode.

Samsung Speaks Out On Australian Galaxy Tab Ban

Ubisoft being jerks again.

Should you buy minecraft?

Second Chevy Volt fire.

Banks prepare for possible breakup of the euro.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

This is by far the strangest story we have ever come across.

This is why waiters spit in your food.

Pronouncuanation is important.

Gullible idiot of the week.

Troll of the year.

Moron of the week.

....really.....REALLY?!

Ridiculous lawsuit of the week.

ICK.

Cameras...their complicated.

Catch a clue.

This is why black friday sucks.

Really.....Wafflemakers....

Its the most wonderful time of the year...

Only on black friday.

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood