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Si vos can lego is, nos can effrego vestri genua.

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Security Office Report #99

Wake up Emperor's Hammer Territories, This is Fleet Admiral Conker Blackwood Lord and Master of all i see. First up, this weeks motivational poster.

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News Time Children
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Security Office News

Everyone Behaving this week, congrats.

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Computer Security News

Be warned of online ID theft leading up to Christmas.

Printer hacking?

HP responds to printer hacking.

Android phone watching everything you do?

iTunes flaw allowed government spying.

Security essentials public beta out.

Could malware render your PC unbootable?

Cyber attackers exploiting java in outdated software.

Human aspect weakest link in cyber security.

Trojan sends premium rate SMS messages.

Facebook survey scam is back.

Supermarket finds tampered card readers.

rogue sends user to download additional fake AV.

Facebook worm leads to heavy infection.

Apache reverse proxy flaw.

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Other News

iPhone 4 fire.

150 domains seized.

Why Valve and Steam Rule.

Ocean spray recalls Craisins.

Killing innovation.

Epson sucks.

Why DRM isn't worth it.

Recall Roundup.

Mcdonalds plan to bypass san franciscos stupid happy meal toy ban law.

owie.

iPhone banned in Syria.

us judge denies apples request to ban samsung devices.

commonly counterfeited items to avoid.

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"What is Wrong with People?"

Total Moron.

Just buy it.

If only there were a vaccine.

The world needs to end now.

Winning.

/facepalm.

Alcohol....its entertaining.

Dumbass.

Self curing problem.

Win.

Making a black powder refillable idea.

Translate signs to stupid.

concussions...they impress the ladys.

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And now Video Of The Week

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-FA Conker Blackwood