MAA Report # 136 (2021-07-02)

This report was submitted by SWL Miles Prower


MASTER-AT-ARMS REPORT

REPORTING: Sith Warlord Miles "Tails" Prower, Master-At-Arms
DATE SUBMITTED: 1 July 2021
ACTIVE DUTY ROSTER COUNT: 37 (2 Dark Council Members, 1 Clan Consul, 2 Battleteam Leaders and 32 Battleteam Members)    

NEWS


The Deputy Grand Master, DSP Elwood The Brave has expressed his wish to step down to the Rogues for the time being. He has served this Dark Brotherhood faithfully since 1 September 2017 and will always have a place with us whenever he wishes to return. Enemies had best tread carefully, for the Dark Side still rages strongly within him.

We have added three new members to the Dark Brotherhood as of this report. Apprentices Taygetta, EchoVII and Shoma Nav'aal have been assigned to their battleteams (Tay and Echo for Stingray and Shoma for Sentinel). I've also completed my checkover of the mailing list and verified current membership is added to it.
FICTION
VSDII Aggressor

There was a line, a very long line of people who were familiar to the vulpinroid from the TIE Corps outside of his office. At least that's what the message from his aide-droid H1-GN5 had indicated. All of them had spoken the special pass-phrase indicating that they wished to be considered for inclusion into the Dark Brotherhood. On went the black and red robes of the Master-at-Arms with the cowl overhead. Then the lighting of the candles and the eerie, sinister music.

He signaled for H1-GN5 to let the first applicant in, sitting in his chair, hands clasped together. Then the questions came.

"Have you ever walked out of a mall into a huge parking area and realised you'd forgotten where you parked your hover car?"

"Ever gone mountain-speeding?"

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"What's the right tip?"

"Have you called a plumber to your quarters lately?"

"How superstitious are you?"

"How many credits would it take for you to spend a night in a cemetery?"

"Would you display Grogu's head as a trophy?'

"Do you have a pet?"

"Do you have a sweet tooth?"

"Do you believe in the power of a curse?"

"Have you had your hearing tested lately?"

"Planning a trip soon?"

"Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?"

"Do you love to go wandering beneath the sky?"

"Are you careful with your personal records?"

"Have you ever visited the Hutt section of a major city?"

"Have you ever had the desire to write your initials in wet cement?"
CoF RULES
The Cluster Of Fire is the standard Player vs Player award for multiplayer activity. In order to qualify for this medal, normally you must send a record of your match including a qualifying scoreboard screenshot to the MAA (me) at tc.milesprower@gmail.com.

Qualifications for a CoF

You must be on the winning team and:
  • Matches with 3 or less players on each team: The 1st place player according to score/kills/efficiency
  • Matches with 4-5 players on each team: The 1st or 2nd place player according to score/kills/efficiency
  • Matches with 6+ players on each team: The 1st, 2nd or 3rd place player according to score/kills/efficiency

Match reports must be sent no more than a week from match completion.

MAA'S AGENDA
PENDING
  • June evaluations

DONE:

  • Checked medal approval queue.
  • Assigned 1 x new member to Sentinel, 2 x new members to Stingray
  • Carried over new report format from COO role here.

ONGOING:

  • Greeting new members and provisioning them in the database and Discord
  • Roster management
SIGNOFF

If there's anything we can help you with, please let us know! Message me on Discord at Admiral Miles Prower#0152 or over email at tc (dot) milesprower (at) gmail (dot) com.

MAA/SWL Miles Prower/DC-3/
(ED)(SB)(GCx7)(SoI)(SoP)(SE-LB)(SE)(DC-D)(DC-O)(CR-Ax5-Sx2-Ex11-Tx16-Qx27)(CF)
 


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